Click here to download the catalog as a PDF file. To view this site you need Adobe Flash Player and your browser must allow javaScripts. Go here to get the latest Flash Player. sexiness sabotage acts of acts of sex Doing the dishes for no other reason than the fact that he noticed them sitting in the sink. He eats whatever you’ve made for dinner and declares it a 5 star gourmet creation that the world’s pickiest foodies would adore. He rubs your feet, without expecting a foot rub (or any other kind of rub) in return. He whistles when he sees you getting dressed or undressed. He brings you coffee or tea in the morning. He has a random day off. He spends half of it cleaning the house and the other half fixing everything that’s broken. You get dressed up for a special occasion. He tells you he’s never seen you looking more beautiful. He leaves his empty beer bottle by the recliner. You are cooking dinner. He says, “Don’t you think the burner is on too high? I think you’re going to burn it again.” He’s in the mood, so he starts to rub your thigh with his hand. He passes a violent amount of gas, and then he asks whether you’d like to have sex. He leaves the toilet seat up, so you fall in and get your butt wet first thing in the morning. He’s late, and he doesn’t bother to call. You mention it later, and he says, “Do you have to be such a ball and chain?!” You get dressed up for a special occasion. He says, “That dress makes you look fat. Do you have something else to wear?” 22 Alisa Bowman writes about the ups and downs of marriage—and life in general— at www.projecthappilyeverafter.com. She’s also on Twitter@alisabow.